Razor's Ramblings: The Ranting Ravings, Resounding Writings, and Romping Repartee of the Resourcefully Reasonable and Reputedly Romantic William S. Razor, Ret.—Forged in the depths of the deepest, darkest abyss; quenched in the bathing sun’s light atop the highest earthly altitudes; tutored while supping at the feet of England’s poetic Bard of Avon; embraced by science and the parsimonious logic of Occam’s bosom—William S. Razor, Ret., is…not that man. But he does write exclusively in English—partly because it’s the superior tongue; partly because it’s the default language on his word processor. And even if he knew how to change it (which he doesn’t), his writing would cease and desist. Any other linguistic symbols to him are, figuratively, Greek. Except for the Greek ones. Those are LITERALLY Greek. But just as perplexing.